It’s time once again for another installment of Real Actual Listing Photos. Once a month (or so) I round up some of the most bizarre listing photos from around the Seattle area and post them here, with brief excerpts from the real actual listing description, and probably a bit of snarky commentary.
For a heaping helping of crazy listings from all over the world updated five times a week, tune into Looney Listing. If you’ve got a nomination for a listing photo that should appear here, drop me a line.
No particular theme this month. Just enjoy a collection of odd listing photos found by yours truly.
Enough explanation. Let’s get to the photos! Click the photo to view the Real Actual Listing.
“Madison Park home boasts soaring spaces, volumes of light, clean lines, & custom finishes: contemporary & timeless.”
I also love how there is an “open house” on Sunday from 1PM to 4PM but the address is “undisclosed.” Feel free to wander around Madison Park searching for this home!
“Quality workmanship in this completely remodeled home…”
The photo itself is perfectly decent, but the cropped portion I’ve shown at left shows an interesting definition of “quality workmanship,” in my opinion.
“There are no remarks available.”
There are no remarks available.
“Attn: Hurry, hurry. .! Don’t miss out this opportunity. .. !!”
Note: This listing is not selling a Taco Bell. Also, definitely hurry because I’m sure after 116 days on the market it’s bound to go any day now.
“Diamond in the rough!! Large Rucker Park Craftsman home in need of tender loving care.”
It’s worth pointing out that the neighborhood is called “Rucker Hill,” not “Rucker Park.”
“Historic home in Snohomish in walking distance of doentown.”
Ahh, quaint doentown Snohomish.
Let me know if you have an idea for a future “Real Actual Listing Photos” theme, and be sure to check out Looney Listing for listing photo amusement throughout the month.