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Small House, Big House

By The Tim on May 10th, 2009 at 12:54 PM · 43 Comments

I thought this was amusing…

From D.R. Horton: Smaller is better in some markets, May 5th:

D.R. Horton’s chief executive says smaller, more affordable homes are selling well in some areas and will bring higher profits to the nation’s largest home builder.

CEO Donald Tomnitz said the smaller homes were particularly popular in Seattle and Portland, Ore. Smaller homes are cheaper to build and attract first-time buyers because they are priced competitively with foreclosures.

From Weyerhaeuser CEO: Housing excess ‘made up for’, April 21st:

Weyerhaeuser CEO Dan Fulton (Weyerhaeuser owns Quadrant Homes) – “We see some signals that average home size is declining. That to me makes sense. It’s simpler. It’s smaller, and that’s bringing that home price back down to the point where your average prospective homeowner with the median income can buy a new home.”

Meanwhile, on 196th Street in Lynnwood:

GET A BIG HOUSE.

Hmm…

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Public Service Announcement: Seattle vs. San Diego

By The Tim on May 5th, 2009 at 10:31 AM · 48 Comments

Seattle, WA
King County SFH median price: $363,850
King County SFH new construction median: $465,900
King County SFH + condo median: $335,000
March ‘09 Seattle metro area unemployment rate: 8.9%

San Diego, CA
Central San Diego County SFH resale median: $300,000
Central San Diego County SFH new construction median: $355,000
Central San Diego County SFH + condo median: $270,000
March ‘09 San Diego metro area unemployment rate: 9.3%

Notes: All King County home price info via NWMLS, San Diego home price info via DQNews. All home price info for March 2009. Unemployment data for Seattle via Workforce Explorer, San Diego via Workforce Partnership. No, I don’t want to move to San Diego—I personally like the rain. This post is an attempt at humor, intended to lighten up the mood on a rainy day.

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DIY Solution for Affordable Housing

By The Tim on September 5th, 2008 at 12:01 PM · 14 Comments

I expect August stats from the NWMLS to be posted either today or tomorrow, but here’s something from the lighter side to kill some time until then.

Mark Zimmerman (zim) had a problem that many have been faced with thanks to the housing bubble:

A few years back, I got tired of living the American Dream and struggling to keep up with a horrendous mortgage and rising credit card debt. I know there’s really only two ways to balance a budget, spend less or earn more, and I didn’t see a huge wage increase in the future. Also, I have always been interested in unusual homes and can’t pass a two or three hundred square foot enclosure without wondering what interesting living space could be made there. Less space, less stuff, less consumed, less owed. It sounded like where I wanted to be.

So what was his solution? Convert an old bus into a cheap home, of course!

Then, I got a call from a buddy that purchased a pair of used school buses from the Texas A&M surplus property auction. He knew I had been interested in one and was willing to hold on to it until I could head out to pick it up. I got myself to College Station, spent a few days changing fluids, ripping out the seats and doing general preventative maintenance. Then, for about $1400 for the bus and another $600 in diesel (probably twice that, now), I headed back to Florida with the beast. Two years later, I’ve got a fully functional, comfortable, clean living space for about $12,000 and my monthly housing and utility costs are less than $400/month.

Now that's cheap housing.

It’s no Ballard Craftsman, but I guess it’s a step or two above living in a van, down by the river.

Hat tip: Boing Boing

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Wait, what kind of condos?

By The Tim on August 26th, 2008 at 5:00 PM · 14 Comments

It’s got unnecessarily crude language and site design that’s still pretty rough around the edges, but Cheap$#!& Condos is still pretty funny.  I hope whoever is behind it keeps updating.

Hat tips: Marlow Harris @ 360Digest & Matt Goyer @ Urbnlivn.

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Debt: The American Way

By The Tim on June 4th, 2008 at 1:00 PM · 24 Comments

I was enjoying some classic Perfect Strangers on DVD over the weekend, and this clip from the premier episode seemed pertinent:

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Presenting The Naked Loon: Your New Favorite Website

By The Tim on April 1st, 2008 at 5:00 AM · 17 Comments

Behold, I bring you parody:

The Naked Loon | Puget Sound's Most Spectacular Newspaper
Go to The Naked Loon. Right now.

The greater* Puget Sound region now has a new source for… um… news, yeah that’s it, “news.”

It’s The Naked Loon, and it’s the latest project to come out of the Thatch Mound Labs.

Here’s what some of our beta testers had to say about The Naked Loon:

“Almost Live” meets “The Onion.”
- Chuck

The Naked Loon is better than a kick in the pants! Oh wait, no… no, it’s not.
- Pete

The Naked Loon is the worst website in the world. I beg of you, don’t waste your time!
- J.R.

Libel. The Naked Loon is nothing but vicious, vicious libel. They will be hearing from my lawyers.
- Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels

Okay, I may have made one of those up.

But seriously, I’m pretty pleased with what I’ve created in The Naked Loon, and I think you’re really going to enjoy it. It’s a website you can tell your friends about without starting an argument about equity and home prices and all that rot.

For those of you with dirty, dirty minds, I would like to clarify something. Despite the promise alluded to in the site’s name, everything on The Naked Loon is 100% work-safe, and appropriate for general audiences. However, if you are behind a soulless corporate firewall that blocks sites just for having cool words like “naked” in the URL, we have a solution just for you: The [CENSORED] Loon. It’s the same site, just de-naked-ified.

Everybody loves parody, right? Except for humorless jerks. But really, who cares what they think? So anyway, go check out The Naked Loon. Your life may depend on it!

*(As in, greater than anywhere else.)

P.S. (This is not an April Fool’s joke. The Naked Loon is real, and it is awesome.)

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