Detrimental Listing Photos

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Re: Detrimental Listing Photos

Postby The Tim » Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:28 am

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Re: Detrimental Listing Photos

Postby BillE » Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:06 am

"Level lot with carport and RV parking. Don't miss out!!"

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Re: Detrimental Listing Photos

Postby Lake Hills Renter » Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:08 pm

RV Parking = yard covered in gravel
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Re: Detrimental Listing Photos

Postby The Tim » Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:51 pm

BillE wrote:"Level lot with carport and RV parking. Don't miss out!!"

Well hey, it's got a leg up on the one I posted just before that, at least. :P
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Re: Detrimental Listing Photos

Postby perfectfire » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:36 pm

The Tim wrote:
tomtom wrote:(Note the listing agent.)

Oh. Oh my. Now that is funny.

Oh give him a break. He spends a lot of his time posting on this site. Without him, where would all of the fluff come from?
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Re: Detrimental Listing Photos

Postby stesmo » Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:58 pm

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http://www.redfin.com/WA/Everett/3124-1 ... me/2659489

Couldn't be bothered to turn the TV off and leave the room. Of course, it is a short sale at less than 60% the Aug. 2007 sale price.
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Re: Detrimental Listing Photos

Postby tomtom » Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:33 am

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Re: Detrimental Listing Photos

Postby BillE » Sat Jul 24, 2010 12:19 am

The photos for this listing aren't too bad, but the description is worth mentioning.
"Fabulous 4 Bedroom, Bright & Open 2 Story Home! Features an Entry Room. Open & Spacious Kitchen with Eating Space. Laminate Flooring. Large Master Bedroom with Walking Closet. Adjacent Living & Dining Room. Fantastic Deck, Fully Fenced Backyard. Close Aces to I-5. Shops & Schools. Conveniently Located. Must See Home!"

The walking closet and close aces to I-5 sound pretty cool.
http://www.redfin.com/WA/Arlington/1862 ... me/2907669
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Re: Detrimental Listing Photos

Postby stesmo » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:39 pm

So, another Not Actually A Detrimental Photos... But this gem of a write up needed to be mentioned...

"Nice house."

http://www.redfin.com/WA/Everett/10808- ... me/2863055
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Re: Detrimental Listing Photos

Postby BillE » Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:09 pm

Well, who doesn't want a "nice house?"
That's two more words than I've seen in some listings.
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Re: Detrimental Listing Photos

Postby BillE » Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:45 pm

A lot of the pictures posted here wouldn't look so bad if the agents would just take the photos in the dark. . . like this one.
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This pic would look better if they'd continued that trend and shut the lights off inside.
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http://www.redfin.com/WA/Marysville/520 ... me/2700078
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Re: Detrimental Listing Photos

Postby WestSideBilly » Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:48 pm

Great listing for a $1M+ property...

http://www.redfin.com/WA/Seattle/4329-S ... ome/158136


"Too much to list - see pictures! "


Which would be nice if there were any.
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Re: Detrimental Listing Photos

Postby BillE » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:38 pm

This one just seems weird. I feel like the camera man was wearing camo and peeking over the bushes to get the shot.

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Re: Detrimental Listing Photos

Postby BillE » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:20 pm

From the listing, "This 2-story home has everything."
I don't think that's totally accurate.

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Re: Detrimental Listing Photos

Postby perfectfire » Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:01 am

BillE wrote:From the listing, "This 2-story home has everything."
I don't think that's totally accurate.

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http://www.redfin.com/WA/Marysville/780 ... me/2886177

Dude, it has a huge gap in the countertop. How many houses do you know that have that, huh? Those other houses are the one that don't have everything.
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