Brilliant!
Very concise analogy to the "bond rating scam" that was the back end of the housing ponzi scheme.
Also summarizes the "do anything for a buck to retire by 30 without doing anything useful" crowd whose illustrious membership will help fill in the ever growing soup lines. So let's see the army of scammers and con artists will indeed be "retired" and will have produced nothing of value in becoming that way. Mission accomplished!