This Just In!!!!
The government's "trial balloon" is over. Turns out the CFC program was just a strawman for a new program called "Cash for Dumps" (CFD).
Rules are as follows:
1) House had to have been bought between 2004 and 2007
2) Had to have signed up for a "risky" loan (Alt-A, Subprime, Reverse, etc.)
3) Sale price had to be more than $1 Million
4) Current value has to be 30% or more off peak value
5) You have to work for "too big to fail" Bank or Wallstreet firm or....legislative/executive branch of US govt (grandfather clause applies all way back to 2000)
Amendment: If you qualify for 5) then 1) thru 4) not required.
If you qualify for the CFD Program you will be given $1M tax free with no questions asked.
If you don't qualify you will still win a free Zune in stunning cigarette brown and a free copy of MS Vista (dump edition).
Pretty straightforward, inherently fair, and helps strengthen the principles of democracy and capitalism in this great country!!!!