http://money.cnn.com/2007/12/03/real_es ... tm?cnn=yes
Of course, like George of the Jungle, they are not particularly good at swinging or rescuing. The current plan will bailout homeowners who cannot afford* their investment (sic).
* Definition of 'cannot afford' subject to redefinition at any time. Current definition excludes those who are 'not subprime', already in default, hypothetically capable of meeting payments, investors, speculators, or those who cannot actually afford their homes.