Real Actual Listing Photos: Pretty Pretty Ponies Edition

Reminder: For a regular serving of wacky listing photos throughout the month, from all across the country, check out Looney Listing.

It’s time for another installment of Real Actual Listing Photos. Once a month (or so) I round up some of the most bizarre listing photos from around the Seattle area and post them here, with brief excerpts from the real actual listing description, and probably a bit of snarky commentary.

The idea for this series stems from the ongoing forum thread Detrimental Listing Photos, which is where you should post your nominations for next month’s Real Actual Listing Photos post.

This month’s theme is Pretty Pretty Ponies. Because I’m not going to believe that the property you’re selling is really equestrian unless you include a photo of actual equines roaming the grounds.

Enough explanation. Let’s get to the photos! Click the photo to view the Real Actual Listing.

11314 227th Ave SE Monroe, WA 98272“Barn & 5 separate organic pastures on 25+ acres for the passionate equestrian.”

Can you feel the passion? I can feel it.

23217 39th Ave SE Bothell, WA 98021sold

Pony sneak attack!

830 Pays Rd Cle Elum, WA 98922“Equestrian Ranch/Farm on 45 acres! Private and quiet.”

Good, I require total privacy and complete silence to fully enjoy my ponies.

28704 NE 112th Wy Duvall, WA 98019“…this sunny 20-acre equestrian property is bursting with custom features & expensive enhancements.”

Ever get the feeling you’re being… watched?

3740 122nd Ave NE Bellevue, WA 98005“This Estate offers unique features such as a detached cabana… barn for the equestrian person, but easily converted into a studio.”

Hipster pony doesn’t care if you convert his barn into a studio.

30230 23rd Ave SW Federal Way, WA 98023“This lovely home has a beautiful equestrian on a large lot.”

Um, what? Used as a noun, “equestrian” means “one who rides on horseback.” So… this home comes with a beautiful horseback rider? Interesting. Personally, I would have preferred to see a photo of that instead of the horse.

Let me know if you have an idea for a future “Real Actual Listing Photos” theme, and be sure to check out Looney Listing for listing photo amusement throughout the month.

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About The Tim

Tim Ellis is the founder of Seattle Bubble. His background in engineering and computer / internet technology, a fondness of data-based analysis of problems, and an addiction to spreadsheets all influence his perspective on the Seattle-area real estate market. Tim also hosts the weekly improv comedy sci-fi podcast Dispatches from the Multiverse.