{"id":20236,"date":"2012-05-23T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2012-05-23T19:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seattlebubble.com\/blog\/?p=20236"},"modified":"2012-05-23T11:49:53","modified_gmt":"2012-05-23T18:49:53","slug":"real-actual-listing-photos-went-to-the-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seattlebubble.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/23\/real-actual-listing-photos-went-to-the-bathroom\/","title":{"rendered":"Real Actual Listing Photos: “Went to the Bathroom!”"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s time for another installment of Real Actual Listing Photos<\/a>. Once a month (or so) I round up some of the most bizarre listing photos from around the Seattle area and post them here, with brief excerpts from the real actual listing description, and probably a bit of snarky commentary.<\/p>\n

The idea for this series stems from the ongoing forum thread Detrimental Listing Photos<\/a>, which is where you should post your nominations for next month’s Real Actual Listing Photos post.<\/p>\n

No particular theme this month. Just a random assortment of photos found by readers and yours truly.<\/p>\n

Enough explanation. Let’s get to the photos! Click the photo to view the Real Actual Listing.<\/p>\n

\"1521<\/a>“This home defines perfection! Polished, Southeast corner unit. Design that flows with ease, grace & simplistic beauty.”<\/p>\n

Because nothing shows off the “grace & simplistic beauty” of a million-dollar home like a blurry photo of Pike Place Market with a bunch of interior lights behind the photographer reflecting on the glass.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"28614<\/a>“Presale.”<\/p>\n

Somebody is really<\/em> trying hard here.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"15632<\/a>“Car enthusiasts will love multi-vehicle garage.”<\/p>\n

That would be the garage pictured there at right. I guess right now it’s just a multi-sofa garage. I’m also a fan of the green pool in the background of photo #6<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"18313<\/a>“Hard to find rambler in a great neighborhood!”<\/p>\n

As in, it’s hard to find it hiding behind all those cars they’ve piled up out in front of the home.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"205<\/a>“Don’t miss your opportunity to live in this quiet neighborhood surrounded by Mother Nature”<\/p>\n

Um… good job… I guess?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"39172<\/a>“Super cute 3 bedroom\/1.75 bathroom in the heart of Snoqualmie’s historic downtown core.”<\/p>\n

Look at that super cute sink. Just look at it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Let me know<\/a> if you have an idea for a future “Real Actual Listing Photos” theme.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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