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It’s time for another installment of Real Actual Listing Photos<\/a>. Once a month (or so) I round up some of the most bizarre listing photos from around the Seattle area and post them here, with brief excerpts from the real actual listing description, and probably a bit of snarky commentary.<\/p>\n

The idea for this series stems from the ongoing forum thread Detrimental Listing Photos<\/a>, which is where you should post your nominations for next month’s Real Actual Listing Photos post.<\/p>\n

This month’s theme is luxury real estate in Bellevue. All of the homes featured in today’s post have asking prices above $1.9 million.<\/p>\n

Enough explanation. Let’s get to the photos! Click the photo to view the Real Actual Listing.<\/p>\n

\"209<\/a>“Floor plan perfect for entertaining.”<\/p>\n

The lady in this “picture” was apparently so entertained that her face melted off. I mean, she does look pretty excited to be there, doesn’t she? Price tag: $4,249,950<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"9520<\/a>“La Terrazza is a charming jewel perched on Meydenbauer Bay. Eight sets of french doors open out to terraces spanning the entire facade perfect for dinning, sunning or relaxing.”<\/p>\n

Apparently dirty columns appeal to people with lots of money? Also, I’d like to learn more about the perfect “dinning” opportunities provided by this home. Price tag: $3,995,000<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"9027<\/a>“Thoughtfully appointments include a heated 4 car garage, theater room, home gym, video surveillance, and generous living spaces.”<\/p>\n

Snow White’s dwarves seem to have scared everyone straight out of the “thoughtfully appointment” theater. Can anyone tell what movie nobody’s watching in the photo<\/a>? Price tag: $3,495,000<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"9021<\/a>“Master suite is a beautiful sanctuary complete w\/ a 5 piece master bath. This is a wonderful place to relax, enjoy & entertain your guests.”<\/p>\n

I’m not sure that the 5 piece master bath is where I would choose to relax, enjoy, and entertain my guests. To each his own, I suppose. Price tag: $2,890,000<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"1209<\/a>“Entertain on the oversized deck with a 180 degree western views.”<\/p>\n

Forget the deck. I’d be spending all day, every day in my ping-pong clean room. Price tag: $2,799,900<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"13817<\/a>“Majestic, architecturally custom designed spectacular home. Dignified interiors…”<\/p>\n

Wait, so $2 million and my kitchen has to double as an office? Oh yeah, that<\/em> sounds really<\/em> “dignified.” Price tag: $1,999,000<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Let me know<\/a> if you have an idea for a future “Real Actual Listing Photos” theme.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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