{"id":29691,"date":"2014-10-24T07:00:30","date_gmt":"2014-10-24T14:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seattlebubble.com\/blog\/?p=29691"},"modified":"2014-10-27T08:34:51","modified_gmt":"2014-10-27T15:34:51","slug":"real-actual-listing-photos-quality-workmanship-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seattlebubble.com\/blog\/2014\/10\/24\/real-actual-listing-photos-quality-workmanship-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Real Actual Listing Photos: Quality Workmanship Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s time once again for another installment of Real Actual Listing Photos<\/a>. Once a month (or so) I round up some of the most bizarre listing photos from around the Seattle area and post them here, with brief excerpts from the real actual listing description, and probably a bit of snarky commentary.<\/p>\n

For a heaping helping of crazy listings from all over the world updated five times a week, tune into Looney Listing<\/a>. If you’ve got a nomination for a listing photo that should appear here, drop me a line<\/a>.<\/p>\n

No particular theme this month. Just enjoy a collection of odd listing photos found by yours truly.<\/p>\n

Enough explanation. Let’s get to the photos! Click the photo to view the Real Actual Listing.<\/p>\n

\"2221<\/a>“Madison Park home boasts soaring spaces, volumes of light, clean lines, & custom finishes: contemporary & timeless.”<\/p>\n

I also love how there is an “open house” on Sunday from 1PM to 4PM but the address is “undisclosed.” Feel free to wander around Madison Park searching for this home!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"2108<\/a>“Quality workmanship in this completely remodeled home…”<\/p>\n

The photo itself is perfectly decent, but the cropped portion I’ve shown at left shows an interesting definition of “quality workmanship,” in my opinion.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"7807<\/a>“There are no remarks available.”<\/p>\n

There are no remarks available.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"10725<\/a>“Attn: Hurry, hurry. .! Don’t miss out this opportunity. .. !!”<\/p>\n

Note: This listing is not selling a Taco Bell. Also, definitely hurry because I’m sure after 116 days on the market it’s bound to go any day now<\/em>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"3202<\/a>“Diamond in the rough!! Large Rucker Park Craftsman home in need of tender loving care.”<\/p>\n

It’s worth pointing out that the neighborhood is called “Rucker Hill,” not<\/em> “Rucker Park.”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"426<\/a>“Historic home in Snohomish in walking distance of doentown.”<\/p>\n

Ahh, quaint doentown Snohomish.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Let me know<\/a> if you have an idea for a future “Real Actual Listing Photos” theme, and be sure to check out Looney Listing<\/a> for listing photo amusement throughout the month.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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