Alki – What you will become after your home becomes a boat anchor<\/p>\n
Belltown – Experience fine dining while warding off homeless and addicts<\/p>\n
Capitol Hill – Enjoy wearing your fauxhawk while calling 9-11<\/p>\n
Denny-ile – Denial over the negative appreciation in your recent downtown Seattle condo purchase<\/p>\n
Eastside – Close to Microsoft. Location, Location, Location<\/p>\n
Fremont – Hippies have been displaced by hipsters<\/p>\n
Goldilocks – Seattle RE is not too hot or cold – it’s just right!<\/p>\n
House poor – A condition many Seattleites may find themselves facing in 2007.<\/p>\n
Irrational District – Someone needs to open a pizza joint up in this mug and fast<\/p>\n
Jobs – Becoming increasingly scarce in any field related to real estate and other sectors tied to consumer spending starting in 2007<\/p>\n
Klondike Gold Rush Museum – History of yet another asset bubble<\/p>\n
Lake Washington – It’s great if you have the $2M entrance fee<\/p>\n
Mudslides – Increasing property values since 1901<\/p>\n
Neighborhoods – If you can afford them, Seattle has some nice ones<\/p>\n
Occidental Park – see Belltown<\/p>\n
Pike Place Market – Much ballyhooed place for bruised fish and pan handling<\/p>\n
Queen Anne – In need of a 40% haircut<\/p>\n
Renting – A wise alternative to buying in this market. Have a little patience<\/a> and buy beautiful Queen Anne view homes for pennies on the dollar by 2009. <\/p>\n Sailboat – A great place to live after your house capsizes<\/p>\n Tooth & Nail – How you’ll be fighting to make the payments on your 1960’s boxy Ballard money pit<\/p>\n Unemployment – What goes up when consumer spending goes down as a result of the housing bust<\/p>\n Vulcan – A company that consistently makes wise investment decisions<\/p>\n Weather – A major draw for the “equity locusts” of California<\/p>\n XXX – A city so liberal it proposes ridiculous laws (4 foot rule)<\/p>\n Y – Why not buy a house today?<\/p>\n Zoning – New zoning laws will finally allow all those Vancouver-like condos to be built downtown, thus cementing our bubble-proof status .<\/p>\n A parody of this post<\/a>.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n