Easy Solution To Everything
Everyone over 30 (like me)= Soylent Green.
Plenty of homes
Plenty of gas
Plenty of food
Everyone good looking and fully capable
Geez, I'm talkin myself into becoming food :twisted:
Plenty of homes
Plenty of gas
Plenty of food
Everyone good looking and fully capable
Geez, I'm talkin myself into becoming food :twisted:
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Soylent Green is a 1973 dystopian science fiction movie depicting a bleak future in which overpopulation, global warming, and the resulting severe damage to the environment have led to widespread unemployment and poverty. Real fruit, vegetables, and meat are rare, expensive commodities, and much of the population survives on processed food rations, including "soylent green" wafers.
Yummy, I like wafers! It's all the rest I don't like
Ironically Cougar, the only part of that dystopia you're looking forward to (the wafers) is the one part we don't yet have. Let's see:
overpopulation - check
global warming - check
damaged environment - small check
widespread poverty/unemployment - maybe in a couple years
real food is expensive - check
population survives on processed food - (McDs?) check.
soylent green wafers - nope.
That's just nuts. People at age thirty have many productive years left in them, and prices are usually set at the margins. You need to change number from 30 to at least 50, and perhaps even a bit higher than that.
I only watch romantic comedies for a reason.
No wafers for me. Disgusting. Going to go watch 27 Dresses.
What made the wafers green? No, I won't watch the movie. :shock:
Soylent sounds like an imitation form of soy protein and it is what you get when the world soy production cannot keep up with demand.
By the way, does anyone know of any books that describe all of the bees dieing so that crops can't be pollinated?
http://www.thebeeproject.org/about.htm
Instead of retiring, we have ritual suicide. Once you're done working, you off yourself in the manner of your choosing. Gets rid of the hordes of unproductive people who make our healthcare expensive, massive population reduction, no more silly savings programs, no more social security (tax cut!)...
Or a bird suit.
How these guys learned how to do this is beyond me.
Also, you wanna make sure we're dead, and not just paralyzed.
I guess I should head for the woods now.
I liked it until they changed it to a more "action oriented" show.
It's just like FOX to kill a good show any way they can though...
Futurama, Firefly, Arrested Development... grr.
P.S. (At least they let Malcolm in the Middle have a healthy, full run of 7 years. One of my favorite shows ever. Now if only seasons 2-7 would ever come out on dang DVD!)