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Divorce in our current environment...

Notorious A.R.T.Notorious A.R.T.
edited January 2009 in Housing Bubble
Found this article on the NY Times. People are now fighting over who gets stuck with the house

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/30/us/30 ... odayspaper

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  • FreedomLoverFreedomLover
    Notorious A.R.T. wrote:
    Found this article on the NY Times. People are now fighting over who gets stuck with the house

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/30/us/30 ... odayspaper

    I used to think that looks were the primary thing I'm looking for in a potential wife. But now I'm readjusting myself. Basically she has to be just "good enough" physically so I don't have to put a paper bag over her head while making love. But, more importantly she has to know the value of money and not be in any debts nor expect me to be her gravy train.
  • jillaynejillayne
    ...and she has to have big boobs.
  • jonjon
    jillayne, a HELOC can fix that.
  • perfectfireperfectfire
    jon wrote:
    jillayne, a HELOC can fix that.
    But the kind of woman you would want would never take out a HELOC to pay for a boob job right?
  • rose-colored-coolaidrose-colored-coolaid
    Does this thread win some kind of award for "swiftest thread to run off-topic"? I mean - Robroy has even disappeared into the either! I'll nominate it. Anyone second?
  • Notorious A.R.T.Notorious A.R.T.
    Freedom Lover,
    Sounds like you need to run a credit check or require their FICO score, before you say "I do".

    I listen to this radio show that has been discussing this subject quite a bit lately. I've heard countless callers, say that their wife was either hidding debt and/or have huge amounts of debt. Because of the depressed RE market they can't refi their way out..Not a good situation to be in.
  • Lake Hills RenterLake Hills Renter
    Nothing says "I love you" like a credit check.
  • Charles DeanCharles Dean
    Big boobs are an AMAZING marketing tool.
  • gortnerpgortnerp
    If only I could find a similar house with a garage to park my car...

    BoobsCar.jpg

    Nice headlights, huh?
  • Notorious A.R.T.Notorious A.R.T.
    LHR,

    ...Or, a prenup the day before the wedding. How romantic of Barry Bonds to pave the way...

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... 106236.DTL
  • Charles DeanCharles Dean
    gortnerp wrote:
    If only I could find a similar house with a garage to park my car...

    BoobsCar.jpg

    Nice headlights, huh?

    BREAST....CAR....EVER
  • jillaynejillayne
    Here's a jpeg of the cockmobile for inquiring SB readers

    http://www.shinyshiny.tv/penis%20car.JPG

    And the vibrator car

    http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/07/future-car-1.jpg
  • TJ_98370TJ_98370
    The above is rated as PG-13. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
  • Charles DeanCharles Dean
    Ace and Gary are the best!
  • tomtomtomtom
    What's everybody looking at?
  • Charles DeanCharles Dean
    tomtom wrote:
    What's everybody looking at?

    NOTHING!
  • WestSideBillyWestSideBilly
    tomtom wrote:
    What's everybody looking at?

    I'm guessing, in your case, a red X. :mrgreen:
  • rose-colored-coolaidrose-colored-coolaid
    Did I ever mention that this thread seems to have lost its way?
  • Charles DeanCharles Dean
    I'm not sure what you're talking about Rose. This seems like a normal, natural progression for an internet messageboard thread.

    recession divorces - wife with big boobs - more talk about boobs - car with boobs on it - homosexual superheroes.
  • tomtomtomtom
    boobies2.jpg
  • WestSideBillyWestSideBilly
    Charles Dean wrote:
    I'm not sure what you're talking about Rose. This seems like a normal, natural progression for an internet messageboard thread.

    recession divorces - wife with big boobs - more talk about boobs - car with boobs on it - homosexual superheroes.

    ... vague references to Hitler and/or Nazis...



    ... or this:

    Failboat.jpg
  • Notorious A.R.T.Notorious A.R.T.
    on the subject of big boobs.....This can't be good.

    http://www.usnews.com/articles/business ... lants.html

    I wonder when the orange spray tan fad goes away...
  • rose-colored-coolaidrose-colored-coolaid
    Notorious A.R.T. wrote:
    I wonder when the orange spray tan fad goes away...

    Let's see, I'm broke and can't afford my latte, organic food, SUV, or dream house. Do you think I'll use that opportunity to eliminate the only luxury I can afford - orange spray-on tan?

    I doubt it. It's probably a good time to invest in http://www.BahamaBronze.com
  • tomtomtomtom
    rose-colored-coolaid wrote:

    Let's see, I'm broke and can't afford my latte, organic food, SUV, or dream house. Do you think I'll use that opportunity to eliminate the only luxury I can afford - orange spray-on tan?

    Apparently not.

    Prompa3-786182.jpg
  • FreedomLoverFreedomLover
    rose-colored-coolaid wrote:
    Notorious A.R.T. wrote:
    I wonder when the orange spray tan fad goes away...

    Let's see, I'm broke and can't afford my latte, organic food, SUV, or dream house. Do you think I'll use that opportunity to eliminate the only luxury I can afford - orange spray-on tan?

    I doubt it. It's probably a good time to invest in http://www.BahamaBronze.com

    You forget, there are always ladies who will like those idiots with orange spray-on tan. Who are you to judge other people's taste?
  • rose-colored-coolaidrose-colored-coolaid
    edited January 2009
    FreedomLover wrote:
    rose-colored-coolaid wrote:
    Notorious A.R.T. wrote:
    I wonder when the orange spray tan fad goes away...

    Let's see, I'm broke and can't afford my latte, organic food, SUV, or dream house. Do you think I'll use that opportunity to eliminate the only luxury I can afford - orange spray-on tan?

    I doubt it. It's probably a good time to invest in http://www.BahamaBronze.com

    You forget, there are always ladies who will like those idiots with orange spray-on tan. Who are you to judge other people's taste?

    Since this thread is already hopeless, can I be the first to nominate FreedomLover for the Robroy award of excellence in blog posting? Maybe it's premature, but I'm feeling like this is the right horse to back for the race. FreedomLover hasn't hit the ball over the wall yet by using the one analogy that's always accurate (for blues that is), but he's been pretty steady with the singles with a couple doubles thrown in there.
  • Lake Hills RenterLake Hills Renter
    FreedomLover wrote:
    You forget, there are always ladies who will like those idiots with orange spray-on tan. Who are you to judge other people's taste?

    Oh the irony.
  • jillaynejillayne
    Oh the simple joys of reading the comments over at CR. Found a link to this delightful story in the NYT.

    Anti Love Drug May Be Ticket To Bliss

    "...This hormonal hypothesis, which is by no means proven fact, would help explain a couple of differences between humans and less monogamous mammals: females' desire to have sex even when they are not fertile, and males' erotic fascination with breasts. More frequent sex and more attention to breasts, Dr. Young said, could help build long-term bonds through a "cocktail of ancient neuropeptides," like the oxytocin released during foreplay or orgasm."

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/13/scien ... .html?_r=2
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