Posted by: Timothy Ellis (The Tim)

Tim Ellis is the founder of Seattle Bubble. His background in engineering and computer / internet technology, a fondness of data-based analysis of problems, and an addiction to spreadsheets all influence his perspective on the Seattle-area real estate market.

7 responses to “Real Actual Listing Photos: Totally Accurate Colors Edition”

  1. ugggh

    what no gloating from cornholio taking credit for predicting the outcome of these great photos?

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  2. Humbug

    A reader posted a link to “Terrible Real Estate Photos” a while back, which has since become my second-favorite real estate site after Seattle Bubble. It’s worth singling it out for some attention:

    Spectacularly awful photos with snarky-Brit commentary sprinkled throughout. Brilliant.

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  3. ChrisM

    RE: Humbug @ 2 – Holy cow, awesome find. Better than lovely listings!

    Search for “Having taken this photograph, presumably the agent then barricaded the door shut and denied that this bathroom ever existed.”

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  4. Corndogs

    RE: ugggh @ 1
    “what no gloating from Cornholio taking credit for predicting the outcome of these great photos?”

    CornGod did notice that the houses on Redfin for more than a few weeks are either pending or contingent despite their adverts being the butt of ‘The Tim’s ridicule – not at all consistent with a bottom dropping out of the market as prophesied by the heretic Matthew…Ugggh you should pay proper homage to CornGod because if he looks favorably upon you you will flourish. The way you do this is to create an altar in your house where you can burn some incense and meditate on your knees while facing North. You should have a corndog mounted on the wall in front of you and you should lean forward and put your mouth over the corndog and sit in silence for about 15 minutes. Your whole family should do this three times a day or anytime you want to feel the presence of CornGod in your life..

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  5. ugggh

    RE: Corndogs @ 4

    Ha! Very good.

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  6. Macro Investor

    RE: ugggh @ 5

    I thought everyone knew the rule — biggest bragger is covering for biggest FAIL.

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  7. Corndogs

    RE: Macro Investor @ 6 – If all of Corndogs real estate dropped to zero value, his life would not change. If all of his properties doubled in value and he gave them to TeenErik, he’d still have greater wealth than TeenErik. If Corndog fails Micro-weiner we all fail.

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