It’s time for another installment of Real Actual Listing Photos. Once a month (or so) I round up some of the most bizarre listing photos from around the Seattle area and post them here, with brief excerpts from the real actual listing description, and probably a bit of snarky commentary.
Our favorite crazy listing site Looney Listing was featured in HGTV Magazine this month. Be sure to check over there for a constant flow of ridiculous listings from across the country. If you’ve got a nomination for a listing photo that should appear here, drop me a line.
No particular theme this month. Just enjoy a collection of odd listing photos found by readers and yours truly.
Enough explanation. Let’s get to the photos! Click the photo to view the Real Actual Listing.
“This sprawling hilltop perch is brought to you by Gayteway Custom Homes…”
NOPE. Going to stop you right there. Adding an extra ‘y’ in the middle of a word doesn’t make your weird The Sims-esque half-rendered home sound classy. It just sounds dumb.
“Queen Anne Pre-Sale. Investor’s Dream.”
Yeah I know a lot of “investors” who “dream” about pre-purchasing a home based solely on an art student’s colored pencil sketch.
“Complete and build your very own dream high elevation getaway.”
This home is still in beta. The full graphics will be completed later.
“This sits on a corner lot which expands wide in the back and at the end of a cul-de-sac. “
This primary listing photo brought to you by J.J. Abrams’ number one fan.
“…the property is like living in the middle of the forest!”
Yo Dawg, I herd you like tiles, so I put some tiles on your tiles. found by Beth T.
“Beautiful Quality New Home from Greg McGar Construction”
I’m pretty sure when you’re going for a twilight shot, there needs to be some… you know… actual twilight.
Let me know if you have an idea for a future “Real Actual Listing Photos” theme, and be sure to check out Looney Listing for listing photo amusement throughout the month.