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Stop Setting Your Money on Fire Every Month!

By The Tim on November 19th, 2009 at 2:00 PM · 38 Comments

I’ve been hearing a few familiar clichés on the radio recently…

“Tired of setting your money on fire every month?”

“Stop throwing away your money renting!”

Maybe you thought that the dramatic and decisive collapse of the housing bubble would have rid us of this type of nonsense marketing. Well, you thought wrong. The twist this time though, is that the advertiser in question isn’t pushing residential real estate, but 800-1,500 sqft garage bays in a sort of garage condo type building.

Setting Your Money on Fire

Tired of setting your money on fire every month, renting storage?

Lots of you… have stuff you love or hobbies you love with no good place to put it or do it! GarageTown solves that problem forever, while you make a smart investment in commercial real estate.

Stop paying rent!

You Don’t Even Have to do the Math

If… you’re renting commercial space, your cash flow is taking an unnecessary beating.

Stop throwing away your money renting, and start saving by owning.

Check out the five-year financing plans available. You don’t even have to do the math! We did it for you!

I thought you all might get a good afternoon laugh out of those ads.

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High End Real Estate: Seattle vs. Wisconsin

By The Tim on September 22nd, 2009 at 11:09 AM · 53 Comments

An example of a $2.5 million property in Seattle:

  • 4-bed, 4.5-bath 2-story in Magnolia
  • 4,440 sqft
  • 5,029 sqft lot
  • 2008 property tax bill: $18,286
  • “sweeping sound and mountain views”

An example of a $2.5 million property in Wisconsin:

  • 2-story stone lodge in Couderay
  • 407 acres
  • 37-acre private lake
  • 2008 property tax bill: $14,948
  • 8-car garage
  • guard tower
  • “massive fireplace, a caretaker’s residence and other outbuildings”

Oh, and the second one happens to be formerly owned by one Al Capone.

When I do finally decide to jump into the housing market, I think I’d be doing myself a disservice not to seriously consider other parts of the country where your housing dollars seem to go a bit further than they do in Seattle.

Hat tip: Calculated Risk.

P.S. – Yes, I realize the $2.5 million price tag on Capone’s hideout is the starting bid for a foreclosure auction which is not really directly comparable to the price of a MLS-listed home. This post is meant to be light-hearted. Note the “Humor” tag.

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Foreclosure Flipping Scam Spam

By The Tim on June 3rd, 2009 at 10:14 AM · 25 Comments

The foreclosure scammers are out in force, and they’re coming at the “opportunity” from all angles. Not only are there unscrupulous people out there trying to dupe struggling home debtors out of their money, but now even the financially stable (homeowners or not) are apparently becoming targets.

Check out this spam I recently received:

From: 1 Day Dough
To: The Tim
Subject: Flip REOs With Proof Of Funds

It’s no secret that the biggest area of opportunity in Real
Estate right now is in For’eclosures. There is a tidal wave of
them for us to ca’sh in on.

The rules of engagement have changed though.

The good news is I’ve cracked the code and so no there’s NOTHING
to hold you back.

Join me Thursday June 4th at 8:00 PM ET /5:00 PM PT for a fr’ee
webinar where I will share with you the details on how you can
start flipping For’eclosure deals immediately with none of your
own mo’ney or cre’dit.

Space is limited. Reserve your seat now here

[website address removed]

Here’s to you and me making 2009 our best year EVER!

W’ow. I should probably ju’mp on this opportunity right AWAY!

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Small House, Big House

By The Tim on May 10th, 2009 at 12:54 PM · 43 Comments

I thought this was amusing…

From D.R. Horton: Smaller is better in some markets, May 5th:

D.R. Horton’s chief executive says smaller, more affordable homes are selling well in some areas and will bring higher profits to the nation’s largest home builder.

CEO Donald Tomnitz said the smaller homes were particularly popular in Seattle and Portland, Ore. Smaller homes are cheaper to build and attract first-time buyers because they are priced competitively with foreclosures.

From Weyerhaeuser CEO: Housing excess ‘made up for’, April 21st:

Weyerhaeuser CEO Dan Fulton (Weyerhaeuser owns Quadrant Homes) – “We see some signals that average home size is declining. That to me makes sense. It’s simpler. It’s smaller, and that’s bringing that home price back down to the point where your average prospective homeowner with the median income can buy a new home.”

Meanwhile, on 196th Street in Lynnwood:

GET A BIG HOUSE.

Hmm…

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Public Service Announcement: Seattle vs. San Diego

By The Tim on May 5th, 2009 at 10:31 AM · 48 Comments

Seattle, WA
King County SFH median price: $363,850
King County SFH new construction median: $465,900
King County SFH + condo median: $335,000
March ‘09 Seattle metro area unemployment rate: 8.9%

San Diego, CA
Central San Diego County SFH resale median: $300,000
Central San Diego County SFH new construction median: $355,000
Central San Diego County SFH + condo median: $270,000
March ‘09 San Diego metro area unemployment rate: 9.3%

Notes: All King County home price info via NWMLS, San Diego home price info via DQNews. All home price info for March 2009. Unemployment data for Seattle via Workforce Explorer, San Diego via Workforce Partnership. No, I don’t want to move to San Diego—I personally like the rain. This post is an attempt at humor, intended to lighten up the mood on a rainy day.

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Pre-Weekend Potpourri: Microsoft Layoffs, Foreclosure Aid, Downfall

By The Tim on January 2nd, 2009 at 12:02 PM · 27 Comments

It’s a pretty slow news day today, what with most people still taking time off for the new year. So I thought this would be a good time to throw a bunch of smaller stories together into one post.

First off, let’s hit a topic that has been on a lot of people’s minds lately: Microsoft layoffs. An excellent post today on TechFlash from top MS-watcher Todd Bishop sums up the situation well:

Speculation about possible layoffs at Microsoft has been swirling for weeks now in the Seattle tech community and online. We’ve been digging for information on this for a while, talking to people inside Microsoft and others familiar the company. But so far, at least, we haven’t been able to get any reliable information or direct confirmation.

That doesn’t necessarily mean layoffs aren’t coming. We’re continuing to dig, and we welcome any and all tips. But it’s worth noting that none of the online reports so far seem to be based on first-hand knowledge.

If the company reduces its workforce, Microsoft’s contractors and vendors could be among the most vulnerable. The company doesn’t report those workers as part of its employment numbers, so the cutbacks wouldn’t be as public. The Seattle Times’ Ben Romano reported this week that he’s “heard from a handful of contractors whose contracts at Microsoft were abruptly cut short.”

In the end, Microsoft may try to cut expenses through something more nuanced than a huge layoff.

Next up, we’ve got P-I columnist Bill Virgin (who we have been a long-time fan of here at Seattle Bubble) almost kindof calling for a bottom in housing in 2009:

With so much bad economic news about so many sectors crammed into the fourth quarter of 2008, it’s easy to forget that in housing, the bad news started way back in 2007. Plunging housing starts, rising defaults and foreclosures, falling prices on existing-home sales — those reports have become almost routine by now.

As with banks, we’re now looking for the “some point” at which those trends lose steam. Just the length of housing’s decline would suggest that the sector’s forest fire (yes, we’re switching metaphors from our earlier water theme) has consumed most of the available kindling.

I think Bill’s “forest fire” analogy is a pretty good one, because whenever the fire finally does go out, it will take many, many years to see any significant regrowth of the “forest.”

Also interesting was this short AP blurb about foreclosure assistance heading to Washington State:

Washington will receive $28 million in federal home foreclosure aid.

The money will help local jurisdictions buy foreclosed homes, fix them up and resell them to low- and moderate-income buyers. The funds also may be used in down-payment assistance programs.

That actually sounds like a reasonable use of the money. Rather than pouring my taxpayer dollars into futile attempts to keep people in homes they should have never bought in the first place, we can let the foreclosure process take its natural course and help facilitate a move toward actual affordable housing.

…and finally, so maybe people will stop posting this over and over again in the forums and the comments, I’m front-paging this amusing video some clever chap put together using the “Downfall” captioning meme. Enjoy.

(Todd Bishop, TechFlash, 01.02.2009)
(Bill Virgin, Seattle P-I, 12.31.2008)
(Associated Press, Seattle P-I, 12.30.2008)

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