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Posted on November 14, 2006 by synthetik

Alki – What you will become after your home becomes a boat anchor

Belltown – Experience fine dining while warding off homeless and addicts

Capitol Hill – Enjoy wearing your fauxhawk while calling 9-11

Denny-ile – Denial over the negative appreciation in your recent downtown Seattle condo purchase

Eastside – Close to Microsoft. Location, Location, Location

Fremont – Hippies have been displaced by hipsters

Goldilocks – Seattle RE is not too hot or cold – it’s just right!

House poor – A condition many Seattleites may find themselves facing in 2007.

Irrational District – Someone needs to open a pizza joint up in this mug and fast

Jobs – Becoming increasingly scarce in any field related to real estate and other sectors tied to consumer spending starting in 2007

Klondike Gold Rush Museum – History of yet another asset bubble

Lake Washington – It’s great if you have the $2M entrance fee

Mudslides – Increasing property values since 1901

Neighborhoods – If you can afford them, Seattle has some nice ones

Occidental Park – see Belltown

Pike Place Market – Much ballyhooed place for bruised fish and pan handling

Queen Anne – In need of a 40% haircut

Renting – A wise alternative to buying in this market. Have a little patience and buy beautiful Queen Anne view homes for pennies on the dollar by 2009.

Sailboat – A great place to live after your house capsizes

Tooth & Nail – How you’ll be fighting to make the payments on your 1960’s boxy Ballard money pit

Unemployment – What goes up when consumer spending goes down as a result of the housing bust

Vulcan – A company that consistently makes wise investment decisions

Weather – A major draw for the “equity locusts” of California

XXX – A city so liberal it proposes ridiculous laws (4 foot rule)

Y – Why not buy a house today?

Zoning – New zoning laws will finally allow all those Vancouver-like condos to be built downtown, thus cementing our bubble-proof status .

A parody of this post.

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