It’s time for another installment of Real Actual Listing Photos. Once a month (or so) I round up some of the most bizarre listing photos from around the Seattle area and post them here, with brief excerpts from the real actual listing description, and probably a bit of snarky commentary.
Do not forget, you can check out Looney Listing all month long for a steady stream of bizarre and amazing listing photos from across the country. If you’ve got a nomination for a listing photo that should appear here, drop me a line.
No particular theme this month. Just enjoy a collection of odd listing photos found by readers and yours truly.
Enough explanation. Let’s get to the photos! Click the photo to view the Real Actual Listing.
“a completely empty shell for whatever you can think of!”
Also, here is a photograph of the listing agent’s hand! Found by Spencer W.
“Current home is dry but needs some work.”
Gotta love that they couldn’t even be bothered to paint over the swastika flag graffiti before listing this home. Found by JP.
[Update: A few hours after this post went live, the swastika photo was removed from the listing on the MLS. It can however still be found on less up-to-date sites like Zillow.]
“Charming 3 bd. bungalow”
You’re looking at the primary photo for this listing. I’d like to know how they fit 3 bedrooms in there. Found by John R.
“Hillman City fixer with tons of potential located on a fully fenced corner lot.”
Well it was fenced whenever the Google Street View car drove by, anyway. Found by KDM.
“New tiled floors with bamboo in living room and all upstairs.”
Don’t believe that this house really has tiled floors? FOOL! Behold and be shamed!
“Pete Granger Homes proudly presents this Modern View home”
Um, Pete… I don’t know how to break it to you, but… that is not a home. That is Seattle University.
Let me know if you have an idea for a future “Real Actual Listing Photos” theme, and be sure to check out Looney Listing for listing photo amusement throughout the month.