It’s time once again for another installment of Real Actual Listing Photos. Once a month (or so) I round up some of the most bizarre listing photos from around the Seattle area and post them here, with brief excerpts from the real actual listing description, and probably a bit of snarky commentary.
For a daily dose of crazy listings from all over the world, tune into Looney Listing, which is updated five times as a week. If you’ve got a nomination for a listing photo that should appear here, drop me a line.
No particular theme this month. Just enjoy a collection of odd listing photos found by readers and yours truly.
Enough explanation. Let’s get to the photos! Click the photo to view the Real Actual Listing.
“You’ll like it when you drive up, but when you look out the kitchen window and see the back yard, you’ll fall in love.”
You’ll like it when you drive up, but you’ll also be blinded, so you won’t really get to appreciate the rest of the home. Found by Graham.
“Lighting, leaded prisim wndows & more by WA artisans”
I wonder which Washington artisan crafts those crazy windows that glow bright yellow at dusk?
“Custom Hardwood Cabinets w/ spice & cup shelves, dividers & underlighting.”
Also: drawers capable of holding silverware!
“Floating homes? Mixed use? Yacht Condominium Moorage? All of the above?”
Even the listing agent doesn’t seem to know for sure what’s being sold here.
“Opportunity knocks in Sammamish!”
Apparently Opportunity knocks on the ceiling. Found by Beth T.
“One of a kind LOCATION!”
I bet your house doesn’t have those kinds of curves!
Let me know if you have an idea for a future “Real Actual Listing Photos” theme, and be sure to check out Looney Listing for listing photo amusement throughout the month.