Behold, I bring you parody:
Go to The Naked Loon. Right now.
The greater* Puget Sound region now has a new source for… um… news, yeah that’s it, “news.”
It’s The Naked Loon, and it’s the latest project to come out of the Thatch Mound Labs.
Here’s what some of our beta testers had to say about The Naked Loon:
“Almost Live” meets “The Onion.”
– ChuckThe Naked Loon is better than a kick in the pants! Oh wait, no… no, it’s not.
– PeteThe Naked Loon is the worst website in the world. I beg of you, don’t waste your time!
– J.R.Libel. The Naked Loon is nothing but vicious, vicious libel. They will be hearing from my lawyers.
– Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels
Okay, I may have made one of those up.
But seriously, I’m pretty pleased with what I’ve created in The Naked Loon, and I think you’re really going to enjoy it. It’s a website you can tell your friends about without starting an argument about equity and home prices and all that rot.
For those of you with dirty, dirty minds, I would like to clarify something. Despite the promise alluded to in the site’s name, everything on The Naked Loon is 100% work-safe, and appropriate for general audiences. However, if you are behind a soulless corporate firewall that blocks sites just for having cool words like “naked” in the URL, we have a solution just for you: The [CENSORED] Loon. It’s the same site, just de-naked-ified.
Everybody loves parody, right? Except for humorless jerks. But really, who cares what they think? So anyway, go check out The Naked Loon. Your life may depend on it!
*(As in, greater than anywhere else.)
P.S. (This is not an April Fool’s joke. The Naked Loon is real, and it is awesome.)