Behold, I bring you parody:
The greater* Puget Sound region now has a new source for… um… news, yeah that’s it, “news.”
Here’s what some of our beta testers had to say about The Naked Loon:
“Almost Live” meets “The Onion.”
The Naked Loon is better than a kick in the pants! Oh wait, no… no, it’s not.
The Naked Loon is the worst website in the world. I beg of you, don’t waste your time!
Libel. The Naked Loon is nothing but vicious, vicious libel. They will be hearing from my lawyers.
– Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels
Okay, I may have made one of those up.
But seriously, I’m pretty pleased with what I’ve created in The Naked Loon, and I think you’re really going to enjoy it. It’s a website you can tell your friends about without starting an argument about equity and home prices and all that rot.
For those of you with dirty, dirty minds, I would like to clarify something. Despite the promise alluded to in the site’s name, everything on The Naked Loon is 100% work-safe, and appropriate for general audiences. However, if you are behind a soulless corporate firewall that blocks sites just for having cool words like “naked” in the URL, we have a solution just for you: The [CENSORED] Loon. It’s the same site, just de-naked-ified.
Everybody loves parody, right? Except for humorless jerks. But really, who cares what they think? So anyway, go check out The Naked Loon. Your life may depend on it!
*(As in, greater than anywhere else.)
P.S. (This is not an April Fool’s joke. The Naked Loon is real, and it is awesome.)