Time for another installment of Real Actual Listing Photos. Once a month (or so) I round up some of the most bizarre listing photos from around the Seattle area and post them here, with brief excerpts from the real actual listing description, and probably a bit of snarky commentary.
The idea for this series stems from the ongoing forum thread Detrimental Listing Photos, which is where you should post your nominations for next month’s Real Actual Listing Photos post.
Enough explanation. Let’s get to the photos! Click the photo to view the Real Actual Listing.
“Whimsical beauty!”
For just $1.75M, you can combine your bathroom and your library!
Photos here. Also note the random office chair in what appears to be some sort of kitchenette.
“incredible 40x 60 concrete building”
For $2.2M, it had better come with your very own train to put on those tracks.
“Incredible lower level includes large rec room, bath, wine cellar, half kitchen, & step-up media/theatre room.”
Oh wait, did we forget to mention that after you pay $1.6M, you still have to finish the “step-up media/theatre room” yourself? We were hoping that if we spelled “theatre” all British-like it might distract you from that unfortunate fact.
“Bring your vision, your architect and your contractor.”
…and if you’ve got any money left after dropping $1.4M on this place, you might want to also pick up a steel-bristled brush to scrape all the weird green gunk off the pier and the rust off that bench.
“Exquisite residences provide unmatched indulgences… Homes share no vertical walls…”
I guess these $1.1M townhomes share some of those funky horizontal walls, then? Hmm. It’s a little hard to tell from the primary listing photo.
“…use it now or build to the future.”
It’s a little hard to figure out from the photos what exactly is for sale for $1.3M here. Are they selling a house, an intersection, or a parking lot?
Let me know if you have an idea for another “Real Actual Listing Photos” theme.