It’s time for another installment of Real Actual Listing Photos. Once a month (or so) I round up some of the most bizarre listing photos from around the Seattle area and post them here, with brief excerpts from the real actual listing description, and probably a bit of snarky commentary.
The idea for this series stems from the ongoing forum thread Detrimental Listing Photos, which is where you should post your nominations for next month’s Real Actual Listing Photos post.
No particular theme this month, just a bunch of weird/crazy photos found by readers and yours truly.
Enough explanation. Let’s get to the photos! Click the photo to view the Real Actual Listing.
“Beautifully remodeled kitchen & all new wood floors.”
Perhaps the listing agent suffers from taco neck syndrome?
“Tastefully updated and improved for modern lifestyles.”
Indeed, good fellow. As you can see, the desk is equipped with everything a modern gentleman could need: rotary telephone, magnifying glass, decorative paper, and a wooden horse.
“Let your senses absorb QA history!”
I’ve cropped the bathroom shot so you can fully appreciate who’s watching while you do your business. Hat tip to reader Rumpole.
“cozy fam rm w/ FP draws guests near”
Conan… Is that you?
“Get a two bedroom for the price of a one bedroom.”
And also… BATMAN and SPIDERMAN! Hat tip to Curbed Seattle.
“Cute as a bugs ear!”
This one is not cropped. I imagine a conversation between the listing agent and the home seller:
Agent: “You know what will really help sell your home?”
Seller: “An open house?”
Agent: “No, a close-up shot of a pair of 1980s Martha Stewart VHS cassettes.”
Let me know if you have an idea for a future “Real Actual Listing Photos” theme.