It’s time for another installment of Real Actual Listing Photos. Once a month (or so) I round up some of the most bizarre listing photos from around the Seattle area and post them here, with brief excerpts from the real actual listing description, and probably a bit of snarky commentary.
As usual, you should check out Looney Listing for similar content throughout the month from across the USA.
The idea for this series stems from the ongoing forum thread Detrimental Listing Photos. If you’ve got a nomination for a listing photo that should appear here, drop me a line.
No particular theme this month. Just enjoy a collection of odd listing photos submitted by readers and found by yours truly.
Enough explanation. Let’s get to the photos! Click the photo to view the Real Actual Listing.
“Nice Home in a great location & neighborhood”
Not that we’re going to show you any of that. All you get to see is this one blurry photo.
“Views of Mountain and Puget Sound possible if a second floor was added.”
I can’t believe they didn’t mention this awesome basement “bedroom” in the description.
“Enjoy sunny summer days on the deck.”
Enjoy dark winter days on the toilet.
“This would make a large owner occupant home with a business or a great investment.”
His and hers toilets? That’s an… interesting “feature.”
“Expansive and bright home”
Bonus “feature”: Kitchen doubles as the laundry room, apparently! Found by Peter.
“Great home for a first time home buyer or investment property. .!”
I just love it when the sellers can’t even be bothered to undertake the bare minimum amount of cleaning. Really? You couldn’t even clear the dining table?
Let me know if you have an idea for a future “Real Actual Listing Photos” theme, and be sure to check out Looney Listing for listing photo amusement throughout the month.